well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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