I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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