TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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