she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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