Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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