walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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