Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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