Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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