and she was petting her beer can
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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