Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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