the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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