im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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