I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Farmville is her only friend.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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