Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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