We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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