I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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