apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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