Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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