I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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