The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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