I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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