The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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