Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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