And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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