he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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