I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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