I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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