I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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