Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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