when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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