Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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