Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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