I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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