I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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