I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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