Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The beer is more important than you right now.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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