So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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