sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
