and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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