i just had sex bonerless
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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