Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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