you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
