I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
as a side note pls kill me
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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