please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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