And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
