Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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