At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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