She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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