You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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