"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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