he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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