So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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