I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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