He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This is my gift to your gina
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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