My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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